vrijdag 14 december 2007

ReligiousShit Taoist - Shit happens

Religious Shit

Taoist - Shit happens.

Buddhist - Shit happening is an illusion.

Hindu - This shit has happened before.

Moslem - It is the will of Allah that Shit happens.

Confucian - Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?

Catholic - If shit happens, you deserve it.

Jew - Why does this shit always happen to us?

Protestant - Let shit happen to someone else.

Atheist - Shit happens for no reason.

Agnostic - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.

Baptists - Once you’re saved, shit doesn’t happen unless you backslide.

Jehovah’s Witnesses - Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens.

Rastafarian - Let’s smoke that shit.

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